๐Ÿ”ฅ Repo Roast โ€” a free lab toy from Broke to Built. Real stats, real burns. What is this?
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Get your repo roasted.

Paste any GitHub repo. We pull its real, live stats โ€” stars, open-issue ratio, last-push age, size, language mix โ€” and grill it on the actual numbers. Then a straight-faced glow-up list you can genuinely use.

Why it's not just a chatbot: a chatbot can't see that your repo has 418 open issues, shipped 43 MB of Swift, or hasn't been pushed in 900 days. This does. Every burn cites a real fact.

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Feed it a repo. Watch it burn.
Yours, your rival's, that dependency you can't stand. Real numbers only.
Roasts run on the free z.ai GLM coding plan (referral link โ€” it funds this lab). Free tier is 30 roasts/day per person.